Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Inspire N.S.A.

After Islam's bombing of the Boston Marathon we-here came acrost an internet publication that taught would-be 47-virgin meeters and greeters how to build the pressure cooker bombs the Brothers Tsarnaev used in the Hub. This particular pub drew notice from dicks and pencils because of its glossy high-quality. And because it was published by al Qaeda. Got our attention. We profiled Inspire and reprinted some of their glossy gloss. We also wondered WHY THE FUCK! N.S.A. didn't shut them down, prohibit Google and Yahoo and Bing from listing them in their search results. We don't know how it is with search engine queries now but it can't be too hard since the New York Daily News has a report today that the latest issue of Inspire seeks to inspire the would-be's to target the U.S. Open...There are two of those, one in tennis the other in golf and we're not too precise on which sport's Open it is now open season on but it's one of them! The Daily News quotes from the Inspire article, "Car Bombs in America:"


The important thing is that you target people and not buildings.

To the point.

It's the tennis Open the Daily News says...If you simply must bomb buildings choose one:

visited by thousands of people, and high-profile people, especially the U.S. Open.
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America is our first target, followed by United Kingdom, France and other crusader countries. 

N.S.A., you're already down love-15. We repeat our querie, WTF?