Thursday, November 20, 2014

"Most Heavy Drinkers Are Not Alcoholics."

Wait, how many days in a week?...15/7=2.14285714. Per DAY?? That's heavy? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Sheet. O! wait, it says "or more."  OR MORE! So, it could be 12.14285714! Or even more! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Today-ay-ay-ay...I am the happiest man-an-an-an...on the face of the earth-rth-rth-rth. From the bottom of my glass heart, I would like to extend my deepest thanks to the esteemed Centers for Disease Control who have always been esteemed by me and who will be further esteemed now.