Wednesday, April 15, 2015

There are four candidates for president of the colonies in 2016 with ties to the Banana Republic of Florida: Jeb Bush, an Hispanic former governor, Marco Rubio, an Hispanic current senator..and the other two are, I think, Mike Huckabee, who lives there now, I believe, and that guy Ben Carson I think his name is. There are four anyway, that is a fact,--five, if that was Gyro's announcement of candidacy--from the "Sunshine State."

I should like to renew my offer--and that of many other American subjects, btw--to the former constituent members of the Confederate States of America, that they re-secede from the USA with the promise that this time we will not stop them.