Monday, May 23, 2016

ManUre

23/05/2016 20:30, Report by Communications Department

LOUIS VAN GAAL LEAVES MANCHESTER UNITED

(NYSE: MANU) Louis van Gaal is to leave Manchester United, with immediate effect.
Executive vice chairman Ed Woodward said: "I would like to thank Louis and his staff for their excellent work in the past two years culminating in winning a record-equalling 12th FA Cup for the club (and securing him a title in four different countries). He has behaved with great professionalism and dignity throughout his time here. He leaves us with a legacy of having given several young players the confidence to show their ability on the highest stage. Everyone at the club wishes him all the best in the future."
A decision on a successor as manager will be announced soon.
He left, huh?

I see.

Don't have any idea where he went, huh? Like a guy just leaves his wife and family. Just walks out the door.

I see.

Do you want the bomb-sniffing dogs to go look for him?

Do you want them to bring him back if they find him?

How about David Moyes, should they sniff around for him, too? Fetch him if they find him?

Why this bullshit? Why bullshit people?