Monday, May 02, 2016

Leicester can back into the English Premier League title today if Chelsea, at home, beat Hottsie-Tottsie. The world is not pausing

The professional short-pants basketball quarter-finals are set minus the flotsam of Buzz City and ilk. Tonight Cleveland, who have been playing video games waiting, so long has it been since they dispatched the Detroit "Ilks," play ilk-in-waiting Atlanta and Oklahoma City becomes cannon fodder again at the Alamo. Manana, Miamuh crosses the wall-less northern border to truss the "Ruptures" and pissed off Rip City tries to avoid getting pissed on again in kinky San Fran.