Lordy, lordy, look who almost got 40. SMU beat 11th-ranked HOU 38-16. The "Ponies" expressly crapped all over the "Cougs."
Fuck a duck. On the plains 'twer a good-lookin' pigskin game 'twixt two ranked teams, #17 ARK and 21st AUB. 'Cept 'tweren't a goo game a'tall. The "Plainsmen"-"Tagers" done skinned dem "Hogs," laid moreana double nickle on 'em, 56-3! Wooo Pig Sooie!
I be done. Night-night, termites.
Gonna be a shortened tackle and short pants review on accounta nobody I like played.
Short Pants:
Winners-Burnley at home 2-1 over Everton; Stoke 2-0 at Hull; Lester at King Power Stadium of Light...Boy, that would actually be a sensible name...3-1 over Child Porn; the Hammerheads at Land Shark Stadium, formerly Pro Player Stadium, 1-0 over the Stadium of Lighters; the "Ex-Cannibals"
2-1 over West Brom "White People" at This is Anfield.
Drawers-Bournemouth and Spurs, Arse and Middies, Swans and Wats, all nil-nil. Wee!
This my sister. She number one prostitute in all Kazakhstan.
Scholarly Tackle:
Numero Uno Alabama 33, numero seise Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University, 14, in Tuscarora. Over the #6 team in the country. 'Bama shouldn't even play on Saturdays, they should play on Sundays.
#3 Meeshagan 41-8 over, and at, Illinoise. Over and out.
#7 Lewisville 54-13 over, and at, North Ca'lina State.
The #8 "Fauxpelinis" 27-14 over the "Cindy Crawford Alum of's".
#10 WIS 17-9 over Iowa at Reefer Smoke Park.
Let's GOOO Mountaineers, twelfth-ranked, 34-10 over Texas Anti-Christian at Deliverance Stadium.
#20 WMU 45, EMU 31. Let's GOOO WAMOO.
The #22 "Apple Chills" over the "Cadavers" 35-14 at Mott Park.
#24 Navy swam their way past some alleged "Tigers" from "Memphis."
There are a couple of other spelling bees tonight and I will report on them if I feel like it.
Fuck a duck. On the plains 'twer a good-lookin' pigskin game 'twixt two ranked teams, #17 ARK and 21st AUB. 'Cept 'tweren't a goo game a'tall. The "Plainsmen"-"Tagers" done skinned dem "Hogs," laid moreana double nickle on 'em, 56-3! Wooo Pig Sooie!
I be done. Night-night, termites.
Gonna be a shortened tackle and short pants review on accounta nobody I like played.
Short Pants:
Winners-Burnley at home 2-1 over Everton; Stoke 2-0 at Hull; Lester at King Power Stadium of Light...Boy, that would actually be a sensible name...3-1 over Child Porn; the Hammerheads at Land Shark Stadium, formerly Pro Player Stadium, 1-0 over the Stadium of Lighters; the "Ex-Cannibals"
2-1 over West Brom "White People" at This is Anfield.
Drawers-Bournemouth and Spurs, Arse and Middies, Swans and Wats, all nil-nil. Wee!
This my sister. She number one prostitute in all Kazakhstan.
Scholarly Tackle:
Numero Uno Alabama 33, numero seise Texas Agricultural and Mechanical University, 14, in Tuscarora. Over the #6 team in the country. 'Bama shouldn't even play on Saturdays, they should play on Sundays.
#3 Meeshagan 41-8 over, and at, Illinoise. Over and out.
#7 Lewisville 54-13 over, and at, North Ca'lina State.
The #8 "Fauxpelinis" 27-14 over the "Cindy Crawford Alum of's".
#10 WIS 17-9 over Iowa at Reefer Smoke Park.
Let's GOOO Mountaineers, twelfth-ranked, 34-10 over Texas Anti-Christian at Deliverance Stadium.
#20 WMU 45, EMU 31. Let's GOOO WAMOO.
The #22 "Apple Chills" over the "Cadavers" 35-14 at Mott Park.
#24 Navy swam their way past some alleged "Tigers" from "Memphis."
There are a couple of other spelling bees tonight and I will report on them if I feel like it.
