(The Heavy)
Saipov also pleaded guilty to two traffic offenses in
(NBC)
...
Note found in truck claims Manhattan attack done for ISIS, source says
(CNN)NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tuesday, October 31, 2017
(The Heavy)
Saipov also pleaded guilty to two traffic offenses in
(NBC)
...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I do not understand these photographs.
How is he upright?
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Saipov Sayfullo Habibullaevic St. Charles MO Dept of Corrections
How is he upright?
He ran?
Now that's more like it. GAWD! Why isn't he in that position in the other photos?
Mother-fucker looks Orthodox. Or Amish. That's even an Orthodox sounding last name, like a portmanteau of Hasidim and Lubavitch. ... TRUMP, NOTE! The caption to this photograph reads:
Saipov Sayfullo Habibullaevic St. Charles MO Dept of Corrections
HE'S A MO! HE'S A MO! CLOWN, FORGET HE'S FROM FLORIDA, FAKE NEWS!!!, HE'S A MO!
NOOOO!!!
JUST IN: Photo of Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov, 29, of Tampa, Florida, suspect in deadly NYC terror attack http://cbsn.ws/2z2vvAN
In NYC, looks like another attack by a very sick and deranged person. Law enforcement is following this closely. NOT IN THE U.S.A.!
Clown, c'mon, shake the fog, shake the fog, you have to have your mid-afternoon coke snort before you tweet. "Sick and deranged" is what you call a White mass murderer like Paddock. This guy shouted "Allahu Akbar," which is Spanish for "Mexico is Great," you stupid bitch. You call those people terrorists, immigrant terrorists if possible, not "very sick and deranged."
What the fuck do you mean "In NYC" and then "NOT IN THE U.S.A.!" Where the fuck do you think NYC is you fucking Lunatic CLOWN? What do you mean, "NOT IN THE U.S.A.!"?
What the fuck do you mean "In NYC" and then "NOT IN THE U.S.A.!" Where the fuck do you think NYC is you fucking Lunatic CLOWN? What do you mean, "NOT IN THE U.S.A.!"?
"I might have kissed somebody on the cheek to say goodbye and then licked them. That's my thing."
Different story.
Andy Dick Fired From Movie Over Sexual Harassment Claims
(Hollywood Reporter)
Different Dick.
Where'd you lick them, Dick? Kiss and lick is your thing? KissLickDick.
"Strangers on Delta flight performed sex act in their seats, officials say"-Fox
What do we key on there, "strangers"? "Sex act"? "In their seats"?
The man, 28, and woman, 48, were not named, but both were issued citations, and the FBI is currently investigating...
What if they had been mother and son? I'm okay, you're okay?
What if they had done it in the lavatory as normal Mile High Members do?
A number of women say that isn't even sex.
Very defensible case.
D'ja know the Las Vegas Medical Examiner's office still has not released a cause and manner of death on Steven Paddock? Suicide was what the cops said.
D'ja know the cops said today that one of their officers accidentally discharged his weapon inside Paddock's suite but not in the room in which the body was found which is key because bullets don't travel, you know.
Deary me.
D'ja know the cops said today that one of their officers accidentally discharged his weapon inside Paddock's suite but not in the room in which the body was found which is key because bullets don't travel, you know.
Deary me.
Murder Case Photographs- #10, A 1950's Homicide Dick
Three posts constituting one. Seems fitting. For context, this was the first of the three posts, also August 22, 2006. And we're gonna take Luther's descendants, Hitler and Trump, off the header for a little while and put up the Wittenberg Predella painting.
This photograph, originally published as #3 in this series, is odd and because of its oddity, humorous. There are four human beings in the photograph and it is apparent who the dead one is. For one of the living to be directing our attention to him by pointing from three feet away is comically superfluous.
There's also an odd look to the three detectives as a separate component of the picture. They don't seem to go together as part of a single scene. It's almost like they were cut and pasted from three different contexts. One absurdly points at a corpse three feet away. He looks angry. Maybe he lost a bet? Crime scene personel will often point to draw the viewer's attention to something that is not obvious like a bullet hole or spot of blood. Not a corpse. A friend "read" the Pointer as demonstrating perhaps the angle of the gunshot and how far away the barrel of the gun was. A light went on but on close examination that can't be what is going on. The pointer doesn't have an imaginary gun in his hand. You have to put the thumb up to make a gun. Conclusively though if Det Pointer was trying to demonstrate the bullet's trajectory he fucked up. Drawing an imaginary line from the end of his finger the bullet misses the victim entirely.
The taller detective behind Det. Pointer seems disconnected in every way from the rest of the scene. He is wearing sunglasses indoors. Ok, some people wear sunglasses indoors to be cool. Fine. But Shades also stands slightly apart from his partners, casually has his hands in his pockets and looks directly at the camera, seemingly oblivious to the others and, like, the corpse five feet away.
The detective to the Pointer's right has a tie on unlike the other two. Maybe that's over analyzing. At least he's lookng at the corpse and seems part of the scene but he looks like he's going to cry or throw up. Very un-homicide detective-like.
This photograph, originally published as #3 in this series, is odd and because of its oddity, humorous. There are four human beings in the photograph and it is apparent who the dead one is. For one of the living to be directing our attention to him by pointing from three feet away is comically superfluous.
There's also an odd look to the three detectives as a separate component of the picture. They don't seem to go together as part of a single scene. It's almost like they were cut and pasted from three different contexts. One absurdly points at a corpse three feet away. He looks angry. Maybe he lost a bet? Crime scene personel will often point to draw the viewer's attention to something that is not obvious like a bullet hole or spot of blood. Not a corpse. A friend "read" the Pointer as demonstrating perhaps the angle of the gunshot and how far away the barrel of the gun was. A light went on but on close examination that can't be what is going on. The pointer doesn't have an imaginary gun in his hand. You have to put the thumb up to make a gun. Conclusively though if Det Pointer was trying to demonstrate the bullet's trajectory he fucked up. Drawing an imaginary line from the end of his finger the bullet misses the victim entirely.
The taller detective behind Det. Pointer seems disconnected in every way from the rest of the scene. He is wearing sunglasses indoors. Ok, some people wear sunglasses indoors to be cool. Fine. But Shades also stands slightly apart from his partners, casually has his hands in his pockets and looks directly at the camera, seemingly oblivious to the others and, like, the corpse five feet away.
The detective to the Pointer's right has a tie on unlike the other two. Maybe that's over analyzing. At least he's lookng at the corpse and seems part of the scene but he looks like he's going to cry or throw up. Very un-homicide detective-like.
Murder Case Photographs-#10B
First posted August 22, 2006:
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do. Could the parallels between this 16th century painting of Martin Luther and the 1950's murder scene photograph be taken one weird, comical step...Beyond?
In the color plate of the predella Luther's face did look like that of Det. Pointer, but we needed a better picture of Luther to be sure. Taking Koerner's book down from the shelf and leafing through it no closeup could be found. Frustratingly, the images referenced in the index didn't turn one up either. Then, while methodically going through the book almost page-by-page there it was, on page 332. Opposite, The Great Reformer is shown side-by-side with Det. Pointer. The stern expression is almost identical, the eyebrows are similar, the nose is the same, the mouth is the same, the chin is the same.
Martin Luther had been reincarnated as a 1950's homicide dick.
-Benjamin Harris
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do. Could the parallels between this 16th century painting of Martin Luther and the 1950's murder scene photograph be taken one weird, comical step...Beyond?
In the color plate of the predella Luther's face did look like that of Det. Pointer, but we needed a better picture of Luther to be sure. Taking Koerner's book down from the shelf and leafing through it no closeup could be found. Frustratingly, the images referenced in the index didn't turn one up either. Then, while methodically going through the book almost page-by-page there it was, on page 332. Opposite, The Great Reformer is shown side-by-side with Det. Pointer. The stern expression is almost identical, the eyebrows are similar, the nose is the same, the mouth is the same, the chin is the same.
Martin Luther had been reincarnated as a 1950's homicide dick.
-Benjamin Harris
Murder Case Photographs- #10A, The Wittenberg Predella Painting.
Today is the 500th anniversary of the Protestant Reformation, a real fork in the road for humanity. Raised as a Protestant, I have not written much on the Reformation. But here I did. This was first posted on August 22, 2006 and along with the next post will constitute my commemoration today.
Opposite is "Luther Preaching to the Wittenberg Congregation" by Lucas Cranach the Elder. The painting is on the predella of the altarpiece in the Stadtkirche in Wittenberg, Germany. The image here was scanned from Joseph Leo Koerner's wonderful 2004 book The Reformation of the Image (The inklines on the photograph are mine).
This year, when I decided to share these old murder scene photographs with an audience in the tens, I hadn't looked at them for a year or so and when I pulled #10 out, I was reminded of the similarly composed work by Cranach.
The similarities were obvious and to me, eery, and funny. Both Luther and the detective in #10 gesture with their right arms. Both gestures vacuously draw the viewer's attention to the obvious dead person.
The theme song from The Outer Limits began playing in my head.
Opposite is "Luther Preaching to the Wittenberg Congregation" by Lucas Cranach the Elder. The painting is on the predella of the altarpiece in the Stadtkirche in Wittenberg, Germany. The image here was scanned from Joseph Leo Koerner's wonderful 2004 book The Reformation of the Image (The inklines on the photograph are mine).
This year, when I decided to share these old murder scene photographs with an audience in the tens, I hadn't looked at them for a year or so and when I pulled #10 out, I was reminded of the similarly composed work by Cranach.
The similarities were obvious and to me, eery, and funny. Both Luther and the detective in #10 gesture with their right arms. Both gestures vacuously draw the viewer's attention to the obvious dead person.
The theme song from The Outer Limits began playing in my head.
Monday, October 30, 2017
"My office hours are over!"
George Papadopoulos, A Trump foreign policy advisor, had been indicted and pled guilty to lying to the FBI about his Russia contacts. Chief WaPo's story on Papadopoulos contains this gem:
Asked about the indictments on Monday evening in Moscow, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said, “We don’t know what the charges are.” After being sent a copy of the indictments, he responded, “My office hours are over!”
Asked about the indictments on Monday evening in Moscow, Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said, “We don’t know what the charges are.” After being sent a copy of the indictments, he responded, “My office hours are over!”
Lol. Only a Rooski. More from Trump's_Big_Fat_Greek_Headache
The court papers show that while he was serving as an adviser to the campaign, Papadopoulos met a Russian woman he believed was a niece of Putin and with whom he communicated about setting up a meeting between Trump campaign officials and Russian officials.
According to court filings, Trump was aware of Papadopoulos’s claims that he had pipeline to Moscow: During a March 2016 meeting in Washington of the campaign’s national security advisers, Papadopoulos said he had connections that could help arrange a meeting between the then-candidate and Russian President Vladimir Putin.
At one point, he offered to set up a meeting directly between Trump and Putin.
In response, one high-ranking campaign official emailed another official Papadopoulos’s offer, adding, “We need someone to communicate that [Trump] is not doing these trips. It should be someone low level in the campaign so as not to send any signal.”
Email "so as not to send any signal"! Excellent strategy, "high-ranking campaign official," truly excellent strategy. Did you remember to cc Mueller?
...
Trump identified Papadopoulos as one of his advisers in a March 2016 meeting with The Washington Post editorial board, during which the then-GOP candidate described Papadopoulos as “an energy consultant. Excellent guy.”
Papadopoulos emailed campaign officials about her offer [to arrange a meeting with Trump campaign Chairman Vladimir Putin]. A supervisor, who is not named, wrote back, “Great work.”
Great work, Papadupeoulos!
...
At the time Trump identified Papadopoulos as an adviser [he] was rising in the field of Republican presidential candidates and his campaign was eager to show it had credible voices offering advice on foreign policy. On the same day, Trump also announced he was being advised by Carter Page, another energy consultant whose ties to Russia have been under scrutiny.
Another "Excellent guy," Carter Page, truly "Excellent." Great work, Clown!
...
Throughout the summer, Papadopoulos met with foreign officials and gave interviews to media in other countries...He also criticized U.S. sanctions on Russia in an interview with the Russian news outlet Interfax.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-campaign-adviser-pleaded-guilty-to-lying-about-russian-contacts/2017/10/30/d525e712-bd7d-11e7-97d9-bdab5a0ab381_story.html?utm_term=.2ef28669b731
Do Melanoma Kiss Your Balls for the Good Luck?
TRUMP GOLF COUNT: 72*
Cost to Taxpayer: At least $76,068,890
*Visits to golf clubs since inauguration, with confirmed golfing on at least 33 visits.
Can you believe that,with all of the problems and difficulties facing the U.S., President Obama spent the day playing golf.Worse than Carter
Tracking the number of times Donald Trump has played golf, compared to Barack Obama at the same point of his presidency.
OBAMA: 22 TIMES
"Conspiracy Against the United States"
I like that charge. Nice and BROAD. Count One of the indictment against Paul Manafort, Trump campaign manager. "Conspiracy Against the United States." Covers a lot of ground, Conspiracy Against the United States. Lot of people, too.
Sunday, October 29, 2017
Me and Future Missus now sing you duet song we play at Future Wedding:
Lo-o-o-ve, look at the me and you,
Stranger in every way.
We take the LIFE-time (althoughmineshort) to say
"Trump, FUCK you Clown!"
"You LUN-a-tic," like ev-ery day.
I give him finger, too
AND you, give him both yours.
Let both stick FIST up A-NOOS!
Pull HIS face out
Then SHIT on it
Then our lo-o-ve grow
In Trump fer-ti-lize mouth.
Acts Defiance
Continue popular series, "Acts Defiance," I please introduce new Wife. Future Missus H were riding bicycle yesterday near Trump National Clown golf course Virginia when staff force him in car and take back to Trump National Lunatic Asylum. Friend (I hope not husband) give Clown caravan "thumbs down" sign, little pee-pee gesture not worthy of she. Future Missus H see friend little pee-pee "thumbs down" and give Lunatic Convoy "middle finger UP" sign. I in Love.
...except Jim McElwain
What Every College Football Player Wants
"I just grab it. Not even wait for consent. Just grab them right by the trophy."
The Last Act of Defiance
When IS is about to chop off your head...
When a Lunatic is president and your brother a klansman...
When you're down 28-7 to Alabama on the road...
Just say, FUCK YOU.
Defy, defy, until you die.
College Tackle Football
Oh, forgot, let's check in on the "Vols."
(8:35 pm)
Back to the PSU-Ohio State game. I'll tell ya, that's got to be the game of the year and I don't mean just so far, I mean when the season is in the books that will still be the G.O.T.Y.
All credit PSU coach James Franklin who, since the Minnesota game last year, (I'm going to use that word) "stunningly" has turned that team around and turned his reputation from a walking joke into frigging Knute Rockne.
They were young and wobbly last year, got out-coached by Matt Canada in losing to a good Pitt team, and came within one underthrown pass of winning that one and, I think, ran the table after that until the Rose Bowl, upset Ohio State in Pa. But the game that I am convinced was the turning point was that Minnesota game when they were still wobbly. Minnesota came in with a good record, but they're Minnesota for godssake, and PSU beat them in OT, maybe double OT. If PSU had lost that game they would have kept on wobbling and James might have had to wobble out of town at season's end.
One game can do that, the players are kids. They wobble before they walk and stumble before they run. This game today will have only the teeniest effect on PSU's national ranking unless, as I predict, the hangover carries into next week at current #16 Michigan State, themselves, well, cue the headline:
(7:59 pm)
Here come the Irish,
Here come the Irish.
This team...Tellin' ya, WATCH OUT. Notre Dame(#9) beat #14 North Carolina State like a drum today in South Bend, 35-14. Last week they beat then #11 USC 49-14. So they're getting worse. The "Irish" have a bear of a schedule: play 5-3 Wake Forest next week, at #8 Miami the week after, then 5-2 Navy and close at #20 Stanford. This is almost a repeat of last week's post on ND. Will they win their remaining FOUR? I still don't think so. At Miami and at Stanford? I don't think so.
(7:46 pm)
Georgia(#3) bit off a BIG chunk of alligator meat today in Jax. Beat Florida 42-7. FL's trying to fire their coach with cause, too. Earlier this week Jim McElwain told the media that he, his family, staff, and players had received DEATH THREATS. Which was news to the media and news to the SCHOOL. Turned out not to be true.
There is a LOT of pressure in Gainesville, Florida for whoever is coach down there. It got to both Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer and ran 'em off. It got to Jim McElwain this week and he might get run off.
(7:31 pm)
OH MY GAWWDD! #6 Ohio State beat #2 Paterno-Sandusky 39-38 after being down: 14-0, 21-3, 28-10, 38-27 with 5:42 LEFT IN THE GAME!, and 38-33 with 3:07 left! They forced PSU to punt and scored the winning touchdown...How'd they get the ball back at their own 42? The PSU punter shank it? They got the ball back at their own 42 and scored the winning TD with 1:48 left. They then held PSU on downs and ran out the clock. Out-scored PSU 19-3 in the 4th quarter. Oh, that HURTS, that really hurts.
(7:15 pm)
OH MY GAWWDD! Iowa STATE beat #4 Texas Christian 14-7 in Ames. They are the first team to beat TWO top five teams in a season...since 2011? Just six years ago? WELL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW MANY TEAMS HAVE DONE THAT. AND I BET IT'S THE FIRST ONE FROM AMES, IOWA.
Iowa,
Iowa,
Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall-all
Come, come, come dance with me
At the Beautiful Iowa Ball.
(2:42 pm))
Okie State(#11) is boxing the "'Eers"(#22) 30-10, 4:02 3Q, in Couch Burn and 6-0, #8 Miam-uh, is struggling in Apple Chill against 1-7 Nawth C'lina, end 3Q.
Every single player in Tennessee vs. Kentucky got a personal foul on one play
(CBS)
Back to the PSU-Ohio State game. I'll tell ya, that's got to be the game of the year and I don't mean just so far, I mean when the season is in the books that will still be the G.O.T.Y.
All credit PSU coach James Franklin who, since the Minnesota game last year, (I'm going to use that word) "stunningly" has turned that team around and turned his reputation from a walking joke into frigging Knute Rockne.
They were young and wobbly last year, got out-coached by Matt Canada in losing to a good Pitt team, and came within one underthrown pass of winning that one and, I think, ran the table after that until the Rose Bowl, upset Ohio State in Pa. But the game that I am convinced was the turning point was that Minnesota game when they were still wobbly. Minnesota came in with a good record, but they're Minnesota for godssake, and PSU beat them in OT, maybe double OT. If PSU had lost that game they would have kept on wobbling and James might have had to wobble out of town at season's end.
One game can do that, the players are kids. They wobble before they walk and stumble before they run. This game today will have only the teeniest effect on PSU's national ranking unless, as I predict, the hangover carries into next week at current #16 Michigan State, themselves, well, cue the headline:
Northwestern stuns No. 16 Michigan State 39-31 in 3 OT
Outscored 22-14 in the fourth quarter, the "Spartans" kids were. At Northwestern, just as PSU was at Ohio State today. Northwestern is not Ohio State, though. Northwestern's stadium is not "The Horse Shoe." PSU led Ohio State 21-0 in the Horse Shoe! Had 'em 38-27 with 5:42 left, 38-33 with 3:07 left. GAWD! They had 'em!
James got out-coached again. Urban Meyer is the toughest s.o.b. in professorial tackle football. Here's Meyer after the game approaching James for the traditional handshake.
Meyer out-toughed James Franklin and willed Ohio State to win that game.The New Rockne got chipped today. He can make this a blip or a turning point next week.
Meyer out-toughed James Franklin and willed Ohio State to win that game.The New Rockne got chipped today. He can make this a blip or a turning point next week.
All credit also to the amateur referees in the PSU-OSU game. There was a PSU pass into the endzone, both players had equal possession and the play was ruled on the field to be an Ohio State interception. Damn if the refs didn't reverse the call and give PSU the touchdown. Damned TOUGH thing to do in front of 90,000 nuts in the Horse Shoe. DAMNED ballsy call, Hoo-Doggie.
(7:59 pm)
Here come the Irish,
Here come the Irish.
This team...Tellin' ya, WATCH OUT. Notre Dame(#9) beat #14 North Carolina State like a drum today in South Bend, 35-14. Last week they beat then #11 USC 49-14. So they're getting worse. The "Irish" have a bear of a schedule: play 5-3 Wake Forest next week, at #8 Miami the week after, then 5-2 Navy and close at #20 Stanford. This is almost a repeat of last week's post on ND. Will they win their remaining FOUR? I still don't think so. At Miami and at Stanford? I don't think so.
(7:46 pm)
Georgia(#3) bit off a BIG chunk of alligator meat today in Jax. Beat Florida 42-7. FL's trying to fire their coach with cause, too. Earlier this week Jim McElwain told the media that he, his family, staff, and players had received DEATH THREATS. Which was news to the media and news to the SCHOOL. Turned out not to be true.
There is a LOT of pressure in Gainesville, Florida for whoever is coach down there. It got to both Steve Spurrier and Urban Meyer and ran 'em off. It got to Jim McElwain this week and he might get run off.
(7:31 pm)
OH MY GAWWDD! #6 Ohio State beat #2 Paterno-Sandusky 39-38 after being down: 14-0, 21-3, 28-10, 38-27 with 5:42 LEFT IN THE GAME!, and 38-33 with 3:07 left! They forced PSU to punt and scored the winning touchdown...How'd they get the ball back at their own 42? The PSU punter shank it? They got the ball back at their own 42 and scored the winning TD with 1:48 left. They then held PSU on downs and ran out the clock. Out-scored PSU 19-3 in the 4th quarter. Oh, that HURTS, that really hurts.
(7:15 pm)
OH MY GAWWDD! Iowa STATE beat #4 Texas Christian 14-7 in Ames. They are the first team to beat TWO top five teams in a season...since 2011? Just six years ago? WELL, I'D LIKE TO KNOW HOW MANY TEAMS HAVE DONE THAT. AND I BET IT'S THE FIRST ONE FROM AMES, IOWA.
Iowa,
Iowa,
Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall-all
Come, come, come dance with me
At the Beautiful Iowa Ball.
(2:42 pm))
Okie State(#11) is boxing the "'Eers"(#22) 30-10, 4:02 3Q, in Couch Burn and 6-0, #8 Miam-uh, is struggling in Apple Chill against 1-7 Nawth C'lina, end 3Q.
Pitt 21 Virginia 7, 7:30 3Q
Goodness gracious, what has gotten into the Beloveds? Virginia is 5-2, Pitt 3-5.
Wake Forest(4-3) 35-10 over Louisville(5-3), 10:21 3Q.
Wake Forest(4-3) 35-10 over Louisville(5-3), 10:21 3Q.
It's a wrap and with some uncertainty it was the chalk: United, 1-0, Liverpool, 3-0, Arsenal, 2-1, Man City, 3-2.
No Tremendous Machine, City today! Shakiest performance since...the Everton draw, I think. They have a difficult and very important UCL match at Napoli on Wednesday who they beat only 2-1 on October 17. My understanding of UCL rules is if Napoli wins that match, say 1-0, Napoli would win the "tie" (two game series) on away goals.
No Tremendous Machine, City today! Shakiest performance since...the Everton draw, I think. They have a difficult and very important UCL match at Napoli on Wednesday who they beat only 2-1 on October 17. My understanding of UCL rules is if Napoli wins that match, say 1-0, Napoli would win the "tie" (two game series) on away goals.
Livers 3 Town 0, 76'
They haven't posted the scorer yet...Because they couldn't spell it. G Wijdaldum.
West Bromwich Albion 1 Manchester City 2 HT
Dang, these matches go fast! Bad bad Leroy Sane opened it in the 10th' but then "J Rodriguez" surprisingly leveled in the 13th. Two mins later Fernandinho put the Angels back up.
Intense game of short pants football, which the undersigned saw about 25 minutes of at his breakfast joint, the eponymous Latin Cafe, going on in the drizzly, sodden suburbs of Manchester between the "Chevies" and the eponymous Harry Kane Team. Which was eponyless ('Arry out with bad 'Amstring). The match is just about over. Chevies up 1-0 on an 82' goal.
Intensely played match as the undersigned done said. Short pants flying all over the pitch. United had far the better run of play during the 25 minutes I saw but it was random football. The chances, all United's, were not set up, they came from fortuitous bounces of the ball, with the shooters not set and the ball then zipping across the goal mouth or off the post. Tottenham had...FT, United 1 Spurs 0...one clean shot that I saw, the striker set, teed the ball up and shot it about ten yards over De Gea's head, and then turned his back and his head skyward wearing an agonized "So CLOSE!" aspect on his face. So close? NOT!
Not impressed. Two of the best teams in "La Liga Premier" as the Spanish telecast flashed, and aside from the intensity of effort, moi was not impressed. The passes were not crisp, the shots haphazard or incompetently struck when not haphazard, nothing like what I have seen, albeit only in highlights, from God's Righteous Team of Angels.
Intensely played match as the undersigned done said. Short pants flying all over the pitch. United had far the better run of play during the 25 minutes I saw but it was random football. The chances, all United's, were not set up, they came from fortuitous bounces of the ball, with the shooters not set and the ball then zipping across the goal mouth or off the post. Tottenham had...FT, United 1 Spurs 0...one clean shot that I saw, the striker set, teed the ball up and shot it about ten yards over De Gea's head, and then turned his back and his head skyward wearing an agonized "So CLOSE!" aspect on his face. So close? NOT!
Not impressed. Two of the best teams in "La Liga Premier" as the Spanish telecast flashed, and aside from the intensity of effort, moi was not impressed. The passes were not crisp, the shots haphazard or incompetently struck when not haphazard, nothing like what I have seen, albeit only in highlights, from God's Righteous Team of Angels.
Friday, October 27, 2017
I Mikhail Mikhail'ovich KGB and Him Boris Borisy'vena KGB Plan Loving Intervention
"Boris!..."
"...Yes, Mikhail."
"Boris come watch zis with me Mikhail Mikhail'ovich KGB."
"...the child porno again Mikhail Mikhail'ovich?"
"NYET! SHHHHHH! IDYIT! It advert Amerikan Enemy Social Democrat oligarch buy on electronic television machine."
"Look how small his hand is Mikhail Mikhail'ovich."
"He GOOT ROOSKI!"
"Do you know when this advert run Boris? AT 6:14 A.M. NORMAL AMERIKAN ENEMY TIME DURING LUNATIC CLOWN FAVORITE SHOW!"
"Clown see?"
"OF COURSE CLOWN SEE! THAT WHOLE POINT! AMERIKAN ENEMY SOCIAL DEMOCRAT SWINE OLIGARCH BUY TIME TO PUSH LUNATIC BUTTONS MAKE GHOUL JUMP OUT OF BOX!"
"Very high IQ Amerikan enemy Social Democrat Swine Oligarch."
"DA! Boris, DA! I Mikhail Mikhailo'vich KGB think Amerikan enemy Social Democrats low IQ like Repubelikans. Why they no do this before I ask myself Mikhail Mikhailo'vich KGB. I clap at technique, Boris Borisy'vena, but it series problem Soviet Union. Trump lunatic Boris, no joke. 'Mental unstable.' Retard too."
"He retard too? Lunatic+Retard?"
"Da. Boris what kind lunatic no know this push buttons make ghoul jump out box? RETARD Lunatic! Lunatic no same as Retard. Lunatic Crazy. Retard low IQ. It too EASY push buttons for just lunatic. He low IQ retard+lunatic."
"He no in control."
"DA! BORIS DA! He no control own self!..."
"How we control..."
"Genius IQ Rooski students make study Trump and--You remember Boris Borisy'vena we play games! You remember?..."
"uh...da...OH DA! Boris remember! We play how control Clown and how Amerikan Enemy PUSH CLOWN BUTTONS!"
"DA! You remember how EASY push Clown buttons make ghoul jump out?
"DA! DA! Remember Mikhail we put the helium gas under microphone make him sound like chipmunk?!
"DA! That goot one. You remember we cut sound at Nurem... Clown shows?" (I was doing goot until I start say Nuremberg but quick change with High IQ and Boris not notice. Whew! Big WHEW!)
"We fly planes with banners "Clown von Disco" at Nuremberg Ral...
"NUREMBERG!... ADOLPH!..."
"BOR-ISSS!..."
"...ALLY...BARB..." This time I hit Boris on back of head with emergency dirk knock out. In five minutes he come to and not remember nothink. Dirk no hurt Rooski brain. I pick up like nothink happen:
"Genius IQ Rooski students show games make delicate adjustments to Clown Lunatic Retard Trump brain get BIG result goot and BAD."
"Delicate because Clown 'mental unstable.'
"Da! Boris..."
"...Mikhail you have the aspirin?"
"Da Boris da...'Bimbooski Secretary bring me aspirin!...'"...Mental unstable like geograph unstable too much and...landslide. Retard Lunatic Trump Clown have bad week Boris, BAD, we must make goot delicate adjustment."
"Time for Clown road trip."
"Da, Boris, Da. Road trip."