"During competition, it [sex] should not last long.

"Also, it should be done with the least effort possible, so underneath the partner. Preferably with their wife as then there is no obligation to put in an exceptional performance!"

-Current Inter Milan and former Chelsea manager Antonio Conte.

We introduce our coverage of the sporting weekend with that. Perhaps we should not have. The Premier League returns after a week for the always welcomed International Break. God's Righteous Team of Angels in BA-LOO play at Etihad against Antonio's former club. City are legitimately, i.e. on equal number of matches, in fourth place, one point behind Swine Chelsea and reinvigorated Lester and nine behind table toppers Liverpool Diving Slavers.

Sheffield United are home to Manchester United. Normally, that would merit a yawn however it has not been "normal" in the Manchester suburbs for quite a long time now. This is SUFC's first year back in the big league in a long time also but the Blades have been remarkable through twelve matches. They sit fifth in the table, eight points behind City but one point and two places ahead of the "Buccaneers." I'm going to predict a Sheffield win at home. 

Jose Mourinho is back in the Premier League after not a long while at all and Saturday's action kicks off with his #14 Spurs at #16 West Ham.

The Premier League title is just not there to be had for City this year and I care not about the Champions League so my attention for several weeks now has been turned to my Beloved Pitt "Panthers" and Miami "Heat." 

I have gone back and forth all week on Pitt-Virginia Tech. Often Wrong, Always Certain, I am predicting a Pitt win which of course predicts also that the "Panthers" will cover VaTech's -3.5 give--but I am not making an investment recommendation given my wavering, vacillating, and uncertainty.

I do have bet-rec on #8 PSU at #2 OSU -18.5: "Pedo Bears" to cover. In a related occurrence the eponymous granddaddy of all "Pedo Bears," Jerry Sandusky, was re-sentenced today to the same 30-60 years he received at his original sentencing.

The 10-3 (pinch me) "Heat" are in the Bloody City (not too hard) tonight to play the 5-10 "Bulls" and then go to The City of Brotherly Process tomorrow night against the 9-5 7-foot 6-ers.