None of the teams I follow

Pitt, Man City, and the "Heat"
Are doing real well lately
Often they are getting beat
All are good, sometimes real good
But each of them used to be great
Pitt never in my lifetime
Will be great again, I fear

But I can't complain too much
Lucky I should feel
Cleveland you are always there
To show what is true despair

Then I did feel much better
And I shouted out with glee
Pitt, City, and Miami
So much happiness for me!