On the first day of Christmas the "Heat" gave to Dion
A one game suspension
No pay
On the second day of Christmas the "Heat" gave to Dion
A ten game suspension
No pay
On the third day of Christmas the "Heat" gave to Dion
A six game suspension
No pay
On the twelfth day of Christmas the "Heat" gave to Dion
An order to Be Gone!
Go take your fat ass, your bad 'tude, your olé defense
As you leave don't get hit by the fence.