I don't like Michelle Obama. She's pessimistic, negative, cynical. "The first time I was ever proud of America when was Barack got the nomination. She also brings out misogynism. When I first read of an early interview she gave in which she described Barack as "snory and smelly" in the morning I was mortified. It was so personal. "What a bitch to say something like that."

"For Michelle, marriage was a given." "Typical woman" yanked kicking and screaming out of me. "But in those early years of our courtship, our arguments could be fierce." Wonder why it was only "after several years of dating" you guys got married, Michelle!  

Before his first state senate campaign: "I went to Michelle and made my pitch. 'Think of it as a test run,' I said. 'Hmph.' 'So what do you think?' 'I think this is something you want to do, so you should do it. Just promise me I won't have to spend time in Springfield.'" 

After he was elected and she didn't have to spend time in Springfield, Malia was born, "We began arguing more...'This isn't what I signed up for Barack.'...'I was hurt by that." 

Before his 2004 U.S. Senate race: "This is it, Barack. One last time...don't expect me to do any campaigning....you shouldn't even count on my vote."