The Republican Party is a political grouping of white, racist, fascist pigs in thrall to an autocrat who hate America and want it replaced with a Christian theocracy and dress in turd-brown when their white pointy hoods are being dry-cleaned. I do not intend that as a compliment! Rather, I accept Republicans for who they are, I look rapturously to the next election in which we will torture and abuse and make them squeal and grind them into dust, and to the next election after that, and to the next. I accept Republicans because I have no choice. They have 212 members of Congress. 

I pen the query whether such a numerous, for now legal, for now alive, political grouping does not have the right to choose their leadership without one stray piglet being martyred by Normal People as Saint Elizabeth of Cheyenne? Whoever they want, right? I'm okay, you're an asshole. Knock yourselves Grand Old Piggies, we look forward to the next slaughter, but please, Normal People, this is not occasion for misty-eyed searchings for the lost Republican soul, they have no soul, they hate us and hate America and seek to destroy both. Let them have a pig they can call their own. 

Good night.