Boston "Celtics" fans defeated the superb NBA baller and Australian-born, sage-burning, honorary American Indian Kyrie Irving today with their chants and taunts at Kyrie's manhood, his sensitivity to bed bugs, his one-cell brain that holds it an open question for others to decide if the earth is round or flat and who endangers his teammates and fans with being "rooted" in his anti-science, anti-vax stance, and who let Boston fans get into his small, mostly empty head with obscene gestures directed their way, viz:

 

 

 

And "Celtics" fans ate Irving's juvenalia up, reveling in it, applauding it, encouraging more of it.

And the result, an impromptu Olé defense in tribute to his Mexican fans that allowed Beans star Jayson Tatum to spin around the bed bug statue for the winning basket as time expired.

Which made Kyrie sad, the goat of the game, and the subject of more Beantown mirth.