"Disgraceful" United Lose at Everton; Awful Arsenal Fall at Home to Brighton

The two commercial clubs saw their bottom lines further imperiled by performances of their field workers Saturday. Endangered Everton won amidst their Merseyside rowhouses over Glazer United, who didn't produce so much as a goal, although mid-week 18th Burnley had put three past Everton. Kroenke Atlantic Sports Properties were out-produced 2 units of productivity to 1 in their glittering London factory (with its own tube stop) by minnow Brighton and Hove Albion. Arsenal have eight more attempts to show that they can produce with the efficiency of Europe's best houses and United have seven, but for now these two old, glamorous firms are on the outside looking in on the most lucrative continental contracts.