Tuesday, August 09, 2022

Rally on Low Lifes!

GOP rallies around 

Trump following FBI 

search of his estate

YES! My fellow Demos we must embrace this. The Phascists are doing what they always do, turning meaning on its head: they made "liberal" a four-letter word in politics; they co-opted "pro-life" so that literally anybody who is for abortion rights is "anti-life." They are doing it here and we must not do what we always do, give in in our guilt to their nonsense: "Well, I'm not really liberal, I'm 'progressive.'"; "I'm 'pro-choice'".; "Maybe Garland acted too rashly." NO! Listen to what you're saying: Merrick Garland, slow as molasses in January, cautious as a fat guy on a high wire, all of a sudden is rash, precipitous, reckless? Merrick Garland?! We want Trump arrested yesterday! The FBI got a search warrant here, okay? One of those things that has to be signed by one of those judges on a finding of probable cause of criminality from an affidavit signed by FBI agents. “Yeah but see they're all energized, they're "rallying" behind Trump. :(" Demos, of course they are, they have never let go! They fundraise off this! Trump's fundraising off this! Josh Hawley fundraised off his skedaddle! Don't be gaslit! More cause for Trump fundraising! More search warrants! We want him arrested! Whew! fundraising will go through the roof! Arraign his ass! There's another $100M comin' in!  Put him in an orange jumpsuit! Ca-ching! Convict him! Hell, I'll toss in $25. Please run Trump, run while you’re on bail, run while you’re in jail, Just Do It. 

We want Trump to run in 2024, right? (Short of his untimely death theanswer is yes you lily-liveried pussies.) Or look at it this way: He’s going to do what he’s going to do regardless of what we or anybody else want, right? So embrace the boomerang, Demos. Go give your πŸͺƒ a big hug and kiss. Use this! Take that incoming πŸͺƒ throw it at him and break his neck! We want him to have Trump to kick around more. Run in 2024! Run in 2028! Keep that half-man running and keep the Grand Old Phascists in his thrall. We want him to be the 21st century Harold Stassen! The motherfucker's never gotten more than 46% of the vote now. Remember? We should be egging the Low Life's on! Crying Phascists!

“The sooner he kicks off his campaign, the better,” Indiana GOP Rep. Jim Banks, the chair of the Republican Study Committee, said in an interview. Exactly! See, common ground. 🎡Like Jim, we want to be like Jim🎡 Rally on Low Lifes! Rally on!