Yesterday in announcing the five-game suspension of Kyrie Irving the "Nets" organization wrote this:
"No less than five", too. "Unfit to be associated": Wow. You don't, actually I have never seen a suspension or even a cut announced because the player is "unfit to be associated" with the team. If the allegation is extraordinarily serious, like murder, an NFL team will announce "Although Charles Manson is presumed innocent in a court of law we, as an organization, have decided that it is in our mutual best interests to move on." "Unfit to be associated" is a quasi-Nazi term applied to the Jews of Europe, like you are an unclean person, which is a term Jews and Christians have traded about each other for centuries, you have cooties or something; like you're barely human (another Nazi view of Europe's Jews), maybe you're even Russian.
I would never have traded for this low-IQ (We don't need a coach, it'll be a "collaborative effort between me and KD" and whoever else if anybody we decide is worthy of admission to the coaching collaborative), sage-burning, vax-denying, flat-earth believing, bed bug-bitten Australian, Alex Jones-citing, Native-American wannabe, spokesman for "my people," African-Americans; game-missing (for police shootings of Black Americans (noble, truly)), lacking the common courtesy to inform his bosses that he will not be playing the game they paid him $33.33M to play when they signed the contract but nonetheless the team should send his paycheck to The Sage Brush Foundation care of Parts Unknown, who takes off as many of his work assignments as he wants, with pay, until he determines that his pathos and ethos are in a state of near equilibrium that he can play a game for his money--ass, the 137 words prior to "ass" serving as comprehensive modifier.
"Unfit to be associated" though is semi-synonymous with what Irving, wrongly of course, he cannot say or do anything not wrong, said when first questioned about the post linking to the Amazon movie: "You're dehumanizing me." Irving is an embarrassment to the "Nets," the Association, to African-Americans, Australians, Native-Americans, vax-deniers, sage-brush burners, flat earth believers, Alex Jones, anti-semitic films, all but Russians, but he is "fit to be associated" with other humans, for he is human, defective clearly, but he is human and a human who scores 26 points per game at the game of professional basketball. The "Nets" CLEARLY share my long-held belief that Irving is this human stain on all but Russians, and are disgusted and furious. You cannot read that statement and not want to monitor Sean Marks and Joe Tsai recent transactions to make sure they're not visiting an automatic weapons vendor brick-and-mortar or online.What got the "Nets" and the Association for that matter into this degree of disgust and fury was Irving's refusal to apologize when given more than one opportunity. Did the org. ever consider waiving Irving? GM Sean Marks was asked that today:
"No. Not at this time."
Bed bugs still has to hop through some hoops before he can be considered "fit to be associated." He must take remedial courses of the team's choosing and must meet with Brooklyn's Jewish leaders. It says here that "Not at this time" means that if Irving misses one of these educational opportunities or is one minute late for one of them, that the org. will blast his 137 word-modifying ass into orbit where he can see for himself that the world is round.
That was introduction to, as the subject of the post states, KD on KI, to which we repair with no further modifiers to "ass."
Nick Friedell
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...KD: “It’s an unfortunate situation … it just sucks all around for everybody. Hopefully we can move past it.”
10:35 AM · Nov 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Meh.
But then:
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...“I ain’t here to judge nobody … I just didn’t like anything that went on. I feel like it was all unnecessary. I feel like we could have kept playing basketball and kept quiet as an organization. I just don’t like none of it.”
10:44 AM · Nov 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Kevin my son, indulge me the "son" term of endearment please, I truly like and respect you and am aged enough to be your father, Mr. Durant sir, you stepped in five completely avoidable shit puddles there in probably 10 seconds and I sorry that you didn't have more sense.
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KD says he hasn’t spoken to Kyrie since his apology last night. Does he think the suspension is unfair? “I believe and trust in the organization to do what’s right.”
10:45 AM · Nov 4, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
You probably saved yourself there or the "Nets" just are too fatigued to go after you when they have Irving on double-secret probation and are fervently praying that he violates it, when they are forced to put their hiring of an ex Boston coach who is an ex because of vague accusations of an inappropriate consensual sort of unconsensual maybe sexual relationship with a woman of the female persuasion in the Boston organization which org. determined that Ime Udoka's crimes and misdemeanors were worth a ONE YEAR SUSPENSION but perhaps Harvey Weinstein can get work release to assume their coaching gig.
