Alvin’s Quiet Cuz He’s 😱

 

Trump hush money probe goes quiet after chaotic week

The Manhattan grand jury investigating former President Donald Trump is not concluding this week, with questions swirling over how close the grand jury is to bringing an indictment -- or if it actually will at all.

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As the investigation comes closer to its end, prosecutors are considering the historic nature of prosecuting a former president, which would be an unprecedented action, sources tell CNN. 

You didn’t think of that before, huh Alvin? Nor about LOSING an “HISTORIC” case? Nor about the EFFECT ON OTHER PROSECUTIONS of you LOSING?

Other sources say the district attorney's office is taking a moment to regroup after the events of the past week.

Need a moment, Alvin? You need some IMODIUM?

Trump seized on the pause in grand jury action on Thursday to continue to rail against Bragg, claiming there was "total disarray in the Manhattan D.A.'s Office."

For once in his life, he’s right, isn’t he, Alvin? You can’t grab your own ass with both hands right now, can you? You can’t make a decision, can you, Alvin? You’re paralyzed, aren’t you?

Preparations continue on Centre Street. 

Law enforcement officials are preparing for the possibility of a decision from the grand jury next week but are still waiting to hear from the district attorney's office.

The New York Police Department held a rehearsal on Wednesday for its posture if there are protests in downtown New York, although preparations are still underway, according to a law enforcement official.

That’s YOUR doing, isn’t it, Alvin? NOT TRUMP’S, YOURS! YOU called NYPD to get ready for an indictment and now you have the green shits. You have all these men and women in blue sitting around with their thumbs up their asses waiting for YOU to make a damn decision!

One law enforcement source familiar with security planning around the Manhattan DA's Trump hush money case told CNN on Thursday that it is still unclear as to when, or if, an indictment could come.

Bragg's office debates bringing Cohen back

The district attorney's office is trying to determine whether to call back Trump's former lawyer and fixer, Michael Cohen, to refute the testimony provided earlier this week by lawyer Robert Costello -- or to call an additional witness to buttress their case before the grand jurors consider a vote on whether to indict the former president, one source familiar with the investigation said.

Let this be a teaching moment for George Conway and other talking heads I heard say that Costello was a “blunder” by Trump’s team: You heads want it too bad— Trump indicted by Alvin and his chipmunks. Everything Trump’s team does is a blunder in your eyes. Well, this WASN’T! Costello got the Grand Jury thinking and Alvin shitting! Sometimes even a blind hogg can snort out the truffle, heads!

…It's unclear whether Costello's testimony altered the district attorney's strategy as he's mulled whether to call an additional witness. 

It’s not unclear to me!

"Up until this point, the grand jury had only heard the prosecution's witnesses, under questioning by prosecutors, with no input from defense counsel or potential defendants," said Elie Honig, a former prosecutor and CNN senior legal analyst. "So Costello would have given the grand jury a defense perspective, for the first time."

Costello told CNN his appearance before the grand jury Monday was, at times, contentious. 

He said he was questioned by a prosecutor while seven other assistant district attorneys also sat inside the grand jury room. While grand jury proceedings are sealed, Costello claimed he challenged prosecutors about why he was only asked about six of the hundreds of documents he submitted and, at one point, he turned to the grand jury and told them they should demand to see all the documents. Costello says five or six jurors nodded in agreement with his statement. 

HO-HO-HO-HO-HO.

"Without a doubt my testimony had an impact on the grand jury. I told the truth about Michael Cohen. …”

Alvin, you’re not ready for prime time. You done FUCKED UP. RESIGN! IF HE DOESN’T RESIGN, REMOVE HIM!