#1 Georgia-FU (neutral site). My guess: Dawgs -11.
#3 Ohio at Wisc. Trap game? Ohio-14.
#4 Half Ass U at Woke. Trap game? Semiholes -14.
#5 Wershington at Trees. Wershington -17.
#6 Oklahoma at Kansas. Sooners or laters, OU is gonna get bit. UCF almost impaled them. "Jayhawks" pretty good (5-2). OU-12.
#10 Paterno-Sandusky U-Indiana. Indians are AWFUL. PSU-27.
#11 Oregon State at Hairy Boner. Fuckin' "Devils" almost beat #5 Wershington. Beavs-5.
#12 ¡Ole! Miss-Vandy. Oh hell, ¡Ole! Miss-13.
#13 Utah-Oregon. Ooh, nice game. These teams play MUCH better at home than on the road. But I'm just guessing the line that the House will set, not investing at this point. Where will the House put this one? Hmm, "Utes" -1.
Oh God, #14 University of Notre Dame du lac-Pitt. Touchdown Jesus Christ. Um. ND-17.
#18 Lewisville-#20 Dook. Lew at home. Good Dook team. Lew beat ND at home. Lew got KILLED by Pitt at sunset one evening, in a lonely field beyond Fort Pitt. Evidently Lew plays much better at home. Where will the House set the line...Lew-3.
#19 Air Force at Colorado State. So played on land. I have no fucking idea. Fly Boys -7.
#21 Rocky Top at Kentucky. Interesting game! Cats are wild at home. But they got BLOWN OUT at home by Mizzou. Sheesh. Tops-3.
Oh God #22 Tulane at Rice. Throwing darts: "Green Wave"-21.
#23 UCLA at Colorado. "Bruins" -3.
#24 USC at Cal. "Trojans" -20.
#25 James Madison-Old Dominions. NO idea. JMU-17.
