21 min “Surely the hardest thing about being a United fan in the 6,000 years since Fergie retired is whereas we always used to be the ones who scored in injury time, now it’s always someone else (Exhibit A: Liverpool yesterday),” says Nick Parish. “I confidently predict we will still be 1-0 up in the 89th minute. And still lose.”

It's true. Unitard under Ferguson, they should have trademarked that.