“Bill” “Simmons” on “Heat” Culture

“Here’s my hottest take for you Russillo. The Heat are fucking lucky. This Jaquez thing, it’s so upsetting. … No, so they get Herro because they win a fucking coin flip with Boston. They get Bam at 14 because the moron Portland Trail Blazers trade two picks to move up to 10, and they take Zach Collins instead of Bam. And then Kennard goes to the Pistons, 12. Bam falls to 14. They get Rozier for barely anything. They get Butler because Portland — again, Portland helps them twice. Portland’s fucking stupid. They’re like, ‘Yeah, we’ll take Hassan Whiteside so you can fit Butler in your cap, cool.’ And then they get Jaquez when the Lakers, who he’s playing at UCLA. He’s five feet away, and he’s ready to play. He’s ready to be in a rotation. I like the point guard they took from Indiana. Yeah, I know he has potential, but you have LeBron. He’s 39. You need to get somebody in that draft who can play now, and they just pass on him.

“… It fucking makes me mad. But all of it’s luck. Ah, it’s luck. Everyone’s like, ‘Heat culture!’ You know what the Heat culture is? Fucking luck.”

Simmons is a Boston City butt sniffer.