I'm a "Heat" fan. I cannot stand Très Young. I want to play the Cavalry. That's three excellent reasons why I really want us to beat 🕊️. But I predict we are going to lose, and I'm okay with that too.

A Miami win will only embolden the many people, like the Miami Herald's Barry Jackson, who put a golden asterisk below 44-38, and I don't want to give further voice to those best left voiceless. I want Pat Riley GONE! FUCKING GONE! GO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RILEY! YOU HAVEN'T DONE SHIT IN ELEVEN FUCKING YEARS! BYE! So I am loathe to give him the cover of even one more W to stay.

*Yeah, but made two Finals.