Look at this alien! I don't know how she got up there. I was standing at the toilet doing standing-at-the-toilet things and she just APPEARED on the shower stall. The Pavlov of the parallel bars. The Balanchine of the balance beam.

Look at the very end of this vid, she jumps right on me! 

Only squirted on me 5 times this heat. I feel like Louis CK's Hitler after Louis rapes his ass. "Mein Fuhrer! Invade Poland?" "Nah, i think I'll just take a shower."