Thursday, October 09, 2025

Recent Assholes

Recent Assholes is the Publocc equivalent of the Nobel Prize, the Peace version of which will be awardee to someone not name Trump at 4:45 am Eastern Colonies Time Friday. Like the Nobel Committee, we do our due diligence and sort through the candidates diligently (it's a disgusting job, but hey, somebody's gotta do it.) Today marks a first, the first time that a woman has been the Publocc Asshole laureate. The winner is...

Katie Porter

Ms. Porter, take a bow,


Porter used to be a congressperson but resigned and is running for governor of California. Porter, we make you you a Recent Assholes laureate for your serial asshole behavior toward your staff. There are so many assholes in government that yours is surplus to needs. You will lose your race for governor but your will always be an asshole to us. Congratulations.