The Kiffin Debacle

It's the most embarrassing thing in college tackle football since Paterno-Sandusky's collapse under James Franklin. You'll recall, if you knew in the first place, that today was The Decision. Would Lane Kiffin stay at Olé Miss or vamoose for Elle Esse Ew. "Rebels" AD said today was it, no more footsy, shit or get off the pot. There are less than three hours left in D-Day and still no announcement. Supposably the Lane Train wants his next stop to be in Baton Rouge. But the Train also wants to stay in Oxford just a leetle longer, until his team completes their CFP run. Supposably, the AD told the Train, no and hell no. Already have a temporary HC lined up. Now they're just standing there with their dicks in their hands. Tres embarrassing.