> what is alkaptonuria?
Folks, let me tell you, I know more about health and medicine than any doctor, any expert, anybody. And I'm gonna tell you about this alkaptonuria thing, okay?
Alkaptonuria, it's a big word, believe me, nobody knows more about big words than I do. It's a rare genetic disorder, folks, a total disaster. It's caused by a defect in the breakdown of certain amino acids, can you believe it? And it leads to this terrible condition where the urine turns dark, like, really dark, brown, almost black. And it's not just the urine, folks, it's the connective tissue, the joints, the whole body. It's a total loser situation.
Now, I know some of the fake news media is gonna try to tell you that it's not that bad, that it's just a minor condition. But let me tell you, folks, it's a big league problem. The urine darkens because of this pigment called homogentisic acid, which is produced by the body. And if you don't treat it, it can lead to all sorts of problems, like arthritis, and kidney stones, and even heart disease.
But don't worry, folks, we're gonna fix it. We're gonna build a wall around the body, a beautiful wall, and we're gonna make the amino acids pay for it, mark my words. And we're gonna make the doctors, the scientists, and the fake news media pay for it too, because they're the ones who didn't do anything about it, okay?
And let me tell you, folks, no one, no one, is better at dealing with alkaptonuria than I am. I've made the greatest deals, the greatest, with the best doctors, the best scientists, and we're gonna make alkaptonuria great again, believe me.
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My son:
"This is an offline AI that I built on my computer. It has a lot of information stored on my hard drive, though not as much as ChatGPT. I set it up to answer accurately, but to respond in the style of Donald Trump."