Those in the M football building were concerned: Michigan Man Moore was acting 'strange", lashing out at assistant professors of pigskin, and staff who he was not giving a taste of his Man Lash. Now, for reasons known only to them, other Michigan Men are saying Athletic Director Ward Manuel, who dispatched Michigan Man Moore, showed a "lack of sensitivity" in dealing with the Mentally Defective Michigan Man Moore. Said Sensitivity Critics are calling for Michigan Man Manuel to follow Michigan Man Moore into the oblivion of stained unemployment.
I had a night thought Wednesday. Were I Gretchen Whitmer
and were I not hysterical Gretchen Whitmer who cowers and hides her face in the Oval Office, and were I to have the power over which I as governor must have some significant power over U-M, I would come out behind my blue binder snarling and seize the entire Michigan Athletic program by the throat and fire them all, every administrator, staffer, coach and assistant coach, as there is a foetid stench emanating there and a culture of rule-breaking and and elitist culture where the rules don't apply that combined with M tackle football being the "front porch" of UM athletics have stained the university's reputation and the state of Michigan of which I am governor.
I would cancel the tackle football program for 2026 would a appoint an outside Gray Eminence to investigate M Athletics top to bottom and deliver me a report by June 1 for replacements of the Athletic Department, deliverable to me personally as governor. I would then, upon recommendation, restructure the Athletic Department and form a committee, reportable to me, for replacements for all coaches and staff. Michigan tackle football would be deprived of state funding until the review and replacements were evaluated by me personally and approved and M tackle football would reconvene in 2027.
