NYTPitchbot

NYTPitchbot

@DougJBalloon

Pam Bondi has learned her lesson. 

by Susan Collins

1:38 PM · Apr 2, 2026

·

23.4K

 Views

@DougJBalloon

Die Another Day  

Bond girl Bondi thought that AGs were forever, but those Epstein pics of Dr. Donald with pussy galore were supposed to be for her eyes only.  Could this thin thunderball land another gig on his majesty's secret service?  Never say never.  

by Maureen Dowd

1:35 PM · Apr 2, 2026

·18.9K Views