Wednesday, June 03, 2026
Public Occurrences June 3, 2026
Toilet Nation Premier Confirms "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck" Convo With Protectorate Governor, Affirms Continued Cordiality
The leak of the phone call was not strategic. Nor will it chill Crusader aggression against Muslims.
I haven't had an American Jew give me and my ANTIFA bumper sticker the finger in a LONG time
I haven't seen a mashup American-Israel flag on the side of a car or hanging from an awning in a longgg time. Why is that, is it because American Jews are so blind to what This Israel is and what it does and what American non-Jews think of it and them?
Tuesday, June 02, 2026
Public Occurrences June 2, 2026
Trumpanyahu: The View From the Muslim Mid-East:
Trump berated Netanyahu? Analysts question US-Israel feud rumours
Analysts say ‘strategic leaks’ aim to influence public perceptions amid diplomatic impasse in US-Israel war on Iran.
That would mean that Axios' account of the convo is true, true but leaked. That is what it is. Those are the Florida Criminal's words. There is no reasonable doubt in my mind.
Was the leaking done "strategically?" Is that reasonable? Well, it was deliberately leaked by the Florida Criminal's Regime. What is the strategic benefit to leaking it? The experts that Aljazeera contacted who hold to this view say the leaking was done with the strategy of showing Iran that they're trying but that Netanyahu is such a dog he can't be tied. Yeah, and? How is that to the strategic benefit of the Toilet Nation Regime and the criminally led Israel Protectorate? It didn't make Iran more malleable. Iran announced that it was pausing ceasefire talks with the Toilet Nation because Netanyahu had ordered the bombing of southern Beirut. Then Trump went medieval on Netanyahu. Then Trump announced on social media that Netanyahu had agreed to cancel the attack. Then Trump "had a very good call with HEZBOLLAH" and Hez agreed not to attack Iz if Iz didn't attack Hez.
I have parsed the strategic leaking explanation to my satisfaction and I find it not reasonable so far.
But Aljazeera makes an additional different point. As everyone knows from the Catastrophe I and now the sequel, the Florida Criminal lies at will; it's an open question whether this is some Tourette's syndrome lying--WHOOP WHOOP--he can't help it or if he is dissipated and mentally impaired such that he doesn't know truth from lie, or if only with great, sometimes insurmountable, difficulty, he finds himself incapable of uttering a truth. The Florida Criminal has lost all credibility worldwide. He changes direction 180 degrees sometimes in one 24-hour period.
That is all true. But Aljazeera experts make the most cogent point by my lights: "What's the diff in the facts on the ground?" Does anyone reasonably believe that this is a rupture such that the Toilet Nation in the grips of the Florida Criminal is going to do a 180 and side with Iran and Hez and turn on Israel substantively? I don't. I have not read one cogno today in the Western or Muslim world believes that Trump is tilting toward Iran and Hez. That is the most unreasonable of conclusions. I believe beyond and to the exclusion of a reasonable doubt that the Protectorate's Criminal will get what he wants, that he, after a pause, will resume attacks on Hez, in Gaza, continuing his genocide, and Trump, who has the attention span of a toddler, has not the stomach for a rupture. He barely has the stomach to continue with the Iran war with the UFC championship on the White House lawn approaching and the celebration of the 250th anniversary of the Birth of a Toilet Nation.
In short, I find Aljazeera's second point more reasonable than any other. Let Baby Trump have his tantrum, pay no mind to it Iran, rest assured Criminal Netanyahu, Baby Trump will back your war crimes and genocide--with some more fuck, fuck, fuck--but nothing will change in the Crusaders war on Iran, on Palestinians in Gaza, on Hezbollah in Lebanon.
Trumpanyahu will get away with their crimes and Muslim men women and children will continue to be massacred until Trump pulls out completely. He will then tacitly give Netanyahu a free hand and move on to the UFC, to the 250th, to his proposed $250 bill, to taking Greenland by force, to trying to make Canada the 51st state, to giving Russia a free hand in Ukraine, to abandoning Europe, and to signaling to Putin that he can nip off pieces of the continent, NATO members or not.
That is the reporting of claimed Toilet Nation "newspaper of record" The New Twee Times.
6:43 pm:
Trump Regime Abandons $1.8B Slush Fund for Jan. 6 Coupsters
Reach Out and Touch Someone
“What the fuck are you doing? You’re fucking crazy. You’d be in prison if it weren’t for me. I’m saving your ass. Everybody hates you now. Everybody hates Israel because of this.”
This warm moment between butt buddies resulted from Israel Protectorate Governor Benjamin Netanyahu's order to his military to resume bombardment in southern Beirut, Lebanon, which put a (temporary?) kibosh on an agreement being negotiated by Foreign Minister Marco Lu with Iran to cease Crusader aggression. Toilet Nation Premier Donald Trump delivered the touching remarks.
There is widespread agreement, constituting ontological certainty, among the Toilet Nation intelligentsia that "Everybody hates Israel" is a true statement of fact, e.g. Axelrod. Premier Trump also said, and I quote, "I had a very good call with Hezbollah..." which led to an acute shortage of anti-diarrheal agents in the Protectorate, as Hez is a (one of many) sworn enemy.
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Netanyahu’s Critics Accuse Him of Heading a U.S. ‘Vassal State’
Critics pounced on the Israeli prime minister after President Trump claimed on social media he had persuaded him to call off “a major raid” on Hezbollah in Beirut.
“A total vassal state,” said Yair Lapid, the leader of Israel’s opposition, in a post on social media.That is the reporting of claimed Toilet Nation "newspaper of record" The New Twee Times.
Having previously referred to the Israel Protectorate as "Izvassal", the undersigned is in full agreement with either accurate description.
I'm the luckiest guy in the world
2002: "Who am I going to root for now (that the Miami "Fusion" folded)? I sorta liked that sport. Eenie meenie...Nah. My buddy from the "Fusion" message board, MANCITY FAN! I'll adopt his team like he adopted my team!"
That's how I became a City fan.2023: "Dad, you want a cat?"
"Well, I, uh, er..."
"You see that stray there?"
"Yes"
"That's your cat. Ana, don't play with him, that's my dad's cat. I'll bring him by tomorrow, dad."
"Well, I, uh, er..."
That's how I got Eleven.
Monday, June 01, 2026
Pep Guardioa statement, May 22, announcing he was leaving Manchester City FC
"When I arrived, my first interview was with Noel Gallagher [band Oasis]. I walked out thinking, ‘Okay… Noel is here? This will be fun.'
“And what a time we have had together. Don’t ask me the reasons I’m leaving. There is no reason, but deep inside, I know it’s my time. Nothing is eternal, if it was, I would be here. Eternal will be the feeling, the people, the memories, the love I have for my Manchester City.
“This is a city built from work. From graft [work, labor in Britain]. You see it in the colour of the bricks. From people who clocked in early, stayed late. The factories. The Pankhursts. (1) The unions. The music. Simply the Industrial Revolution and how this changed the world. And I think I grew to understand that, and my teams did too.
“We worked. We suffered. We fought. And we did things our own way. Our way.
“Hard work comes in many forms. Trips to Bournemouth, when we lost the Premier League, and you were there. Trips to Istanbul, when you were there, too.
“Remember, the Manchester Arena attack,(2) when this city showed the world what strength actually looks like? Not anger. Not fear. Just love. Community. Togetherness. A city united.
“Remember, losing my mum during COVID and feeling this club carry me through it. The fans, the staff, the people of Manchester, you gave me strength when I needed it most. Cris, my kids, my whole family, you were there as always. Khaldoon (3) you were there too.
“Players don’t forget - every single instant, moment, me, my staff, this club, everything. What we have done, we have done it for all of you. And you have been just exceptional. You don’t know it yet, but you are leaving a legacy.
“So as my time comes to an end, be happy. Oasis are back again. [band's favorite team is City.]
“Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for trusting me.
“Thank you for pushing me.
“Thank you for loving me.
“Tony Walsh said in his unforgettable poem this is the place. (4) I’m sorry, Tony: this is my place.
“Noel…I was right.
“It has been so f****** fun.
“Love you all.”
(1) Emmeline Pankurst, Manchester native, organized first suffragette movement. One of Time magazine's 100 most influential people of 20th Century.
(2) May 22, 2017, nine years to the day. Islamic terrorist bombing that killed 22, injured 1,017
(3) Khaldoon Al Mubarak, City Chairman; UAE Presidential Special Envoy to Peoples Republic of China 2018-present.
(4) British poet. Tribute to Manchester after Manchester Arena attack. Listen:
How Could They? Cleveland Trades Myles Garrett! 👀
Garrett belongs in Cleveland forever. He was at home among his fellow low-lifes there, the wretched refuse, the forever losers, the liars and deniers, the punks and the scum. Trash takes itself out.