PUBLIC OCCURRENCES

And the "Bishop George Berkeley Society for the Advancement of Knowledge of Bats."

Public Occurrences is pleased to announce the formation of the "Egypt-America Friendship Committee."

What is he pointing at?  What are you pointing at dopey, stupid person?

Or would it?   Ah, you see, that is a good question. "If a tree fell in the forest and there was no one around to hear it did it ...

No protests in Egypt, now that would really be a public occurrence. 

There are protests in Egypt. As protests in Egypt are public occurrences and this is Public Occurrences we note it. Done.

3,2,1, we have liftoff .  Sort of looks like a rocket launcher.  Sort of is, metaphorically. That image, friends and enemies, is a ...

We celebrate today.  We celebrate a great semi-American, Hector “Macho” Camacho. We do not mourn Machismo today; last week was for ...

A friend in China sent this: I hope we all get lucky this time !!! This year, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 M...

Gloom has descended. America, nay all of Western Civilization, lies in darkness. Warrior-statesman Allen West gave up his fight to tak...

Our soul-mates at Revolution Books have some great fundraising ideas, huh?  Happy Anti-Thanksgiving everybody. You are needed -- ...

There has been an advertisement here all day. It reads: Defend Allen West Liberals are Stealing His Election. Demand a Full Recount Tod...

“The next great coach in college tackle football will be Brian Kelly, recently hired by the University of Cincinnati . I am Benjamin H...

From Dr. Weimin Mo, English translations of common words and how ordinary Chinese alter them to better reflect their "true" meani...

Barack Obama really relates to people and vice verse. He is the most natural, most likable man ever to be president. Images:  Above, P...

lebron桌布, "lebron wallpaper" in half-English, half-Chinese. Image:  The first google image for lebron 桌布  .

Don't let the door hit you on your Florida on the way out.

It becomes our disagreeable duty to record as a public occurrence a penis eruption and a vagina eruption on the part of the above penis,...

Gotta get this out of my mind. Violent...URGES. Take a walk, get some fresh air. Have a drink. Have sex. Have a drink while having ...

Barry Goldwater once said he wished he could just lop off the east coast from the rest of the U.S. That would be messy. Lot of jagged l...

Yes, this is beginning to work on me. Getting under my skin. Pissssssssssed.

They're still counting, here in Miami. 

"Florida is the asshole of America." "Why do you say that, Jerry?" "Look at it, it's even shaped like a b...

"No drama Obama" reelected. There wasn't any drama to election day, either. 

The two candidates are both good, accomplished people.

Nice tie. "Now this is what we do, Graham, we keep this in house, ya hear me, IN HOUSE.  We do NOT report this to the police....

Continuing our popular series, "Statues of Ukraine."

Motherland.   The 21st google image under "Ukraine statue." Big mother.

What the hell is that?  The 40th google image under search keyword "Ukraine." 

I am not done with you, Islam. I will insult you more fully when I'm less busy.