Sunday, February 15, 2004

TRUE CRIME STORIES: Pepe

True Crime Stories: Pepe

former judge "pepe" rivera comes to my office to review my file on a murder case he's just been retained on.

i give him copies of the police reports, the witness statements, the autopsy protocol.

"jeezus, i hope i don't ever die in dade county," he mutters, skimming over the protocol.

"why, pepe?"

"because i don't want to be described in an autopsy report as an overweight, middle-aged hispanic male with unremarkable genitalia."


-benjamin harris

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