"Tour Operator."

"No need to ask
He's a tour operator
Tour operator, tour operator
Tour operator."

Da da-da da da da-da-da-da,
Da da-da da da da-da-da.

Did anybody get that?  The pop song "Smooth Operator" by (the Marquis de) Sade?

 

 

 No? Too obscure? Well, EXCUSE ME!