Saturday, October 11, 2014

"Mississippi GodDAMN!"

Last week scholars at the Mississippi State University defeated the sixth best tackle football team in America. Today they defeated the second best.

Last week scholars at the University of Mississippi defeated the third best tackle football team. Today, in just about an hour,* they play the fourteenth best team, which was the sixth best team last week, which Mississippi State beat...If you catch my drift.

*That hour came and the University of Mississippi "Scholar-Rebels" defeated Texas Agricultural and Manufacturing University.

63,000 people attended the Mississippi State game; 110,000 in Texas, both stadium records.

"One-Mississippi, Two-Mississippi," is a reasonable, though probably unlikely, version of how the teams will be ranked after another glorious night of football for the state.
-Updated 11:09 am, UTC, October 12, 2014.