Okay, fine! I submit this resolution.

Since:

1. The Americans lied to the Russians that NATO would not expand eastward beyond a unified Germany and,

2. The expansion into the former Warsaw Pact countries was a bad idea in that:
     A. It overextended America and
     B. Had nothing to do with America's national security interests and
     C. Commits Americans to die in defense of Vilnius as they would in defense of Washington, D.C.

RESOLVED:

Good, necessary and sufficient conditions exist to EXPEL the following nations from NATO:
     -The Czech Republic.
     -Hungary.
     -Poland.
     -Estonia.
     -Latvia.
     -Lithuania.
     -Romania.
     -Slovakia.
     -Slovenia.
     -Albania.
     -Croatia.

Show of hands, all those in favor: