And on the fourth day he retreated. Ahh, yes. So noble in defeat when painted on velvet with car customizing paints. He was noble, courageous, valiant, retarded and we can admire him even though our values are different from his. Ours were anti-slavery and pro-Union. His were pro-slavery and anti-Union. Very similar, see? Fuck him, that's number one, okay? Fuck the horse he rode in on, that's him right there. Fuck his illiterate, inbred, ill-clothed men, that's them there. Fuck the slavocracy country he and they fought for. And GOOD RIDDANCE!
