WEST HAM Swine Chelsea
Five losses, eleven points and -4 total goals after ten games for the defending champions! And Mourinho got ejected from the match. Been a long time since I've anything like this. And Abramovich hasn't fired him. I cannot grasp it. I also cannot imagine the grief and rage of Chelsea supporters. If this were Manchester City I would be committing terrorist acts right now.
CLEMSON Miami. Oh my fucking God, Clemson leads Miami 42-0 and it's not even half-time yet. Poor Al Golden. In Miami, too. Ouch. 58-0 final. Oh God.
That turns out to be the worst loss in Miami history :o At home. You can't do that at Miami and expect to survive as coach. Miami is a town of winners, they're not interested in anything else. You don't win, nobody will come see you play.
Golden is in his fifth year at Miami, his cumulative record is 32-25, and on his watch Miami suffered its worst loss in history. That doesn't cut it. Not near good enough.
Al Golden fired by University of Miami. Oct. 25, 7:11 pm ET.
ARSENAL Everton
PITT Syracuse
It was 4th down and seven yards to go at the Pittsburgh 48 yard line. 4:30 were left to play. Pat Narduzzi, Pitt's first year head coach, called a fake punt. The fake worked, Pitt picked up twelve yards on the play. 4:27 later Pitt kicked the field goal that won the game. Last week Michigan had the lead and the ball at the Michigan State 47 yard line with ten seconds left in the game. Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh called a punt, the snap was low, the punter dropped the ball, mistakenly lateraled it to a Michigan State player and Michigan State won the game. Until this year Pat Narduzzi coached at Michigan State.
Doozy of a call.
Genius of a call.
TEMPLE East Carolina (Thursday)
TEXAS Kansas State
Why does RICE play Army? Because they can beat Army.
UCLA UCAL (Thursday)
MEMPHIS Tulsa (Friday) (It's because of their mascot.)
Are you fucking kidding me?! Last week GEORGIA TECH was beaten by Pitt on a 56 yard field goal with 1:11 left to play. THIS week they blocked a Florida State 56 yard field goal attempt and ran it back for a touchdown to win the game as time expired. That is UNbelievable.
USC Utah
OLE MISS Texas A&M
DUKE Virginia Tech
ALABAMA Tennessee
MICHIGAN STATE Indiana
The Mets and Royals are in the World Serious? Really? How did that happen? Wow. Ask me if I care.
NOTICE: Happy/Sad-urday is extended until ~noon Normal People Time Sunday to make note of Derby Day when MANCHESTER will be painted that there color. If God isn't a City fan why do you think He made earth...yeah, yeah, yeah.
Manchester United 0, MANCHESTER CITY 0, Sky Blues go top of table over Arsenal on goal difference. Boring Derby.
Okay, that concludes this extended addition of Happy/Sad-urday. We shall return for a rare Thursday night edition to mark the Pittsburgh-North Carolina tackle football game.