Wednesday, May 18, 2016

You'll Never Quit Alone

It becomes our disagreeable to report that Liverpool,

thank you, lost 3-1 today in the Europa League final to Sevilla F.C.

LFC,



lost today even though manager Jurgen Klopp,



held out eleven players from Sunday's Premier League match at West Bromwich Albion. You know, to have a full squad raring to go and beat Sevilla.

Lost after scoring the first goal,

 when they were "shocked" that Sevilla, like, tied it up,

"lost faith," and QUIT.