I have a question: don't they take roll call or whatever, do a head count or whatever, after one of these training exercises. "Fido: Here!, "van Gaal: Arf!" Don't they do a return in inventory: six incredibly lifelike beumbs out, six returned to property?
This is the second time within memory, and since it's my memory it's short term memory, that something similar to this has happened among "the English speaking peoples."
Few months ago the undersigned had the disagreeable duty to record in these pages that in the colonies a significant quantity of cocaine, real cocaine, was found on a school bus during a routine cleaning, you know by the skilled public servants whose portfolio is to clean school buses. Whose portfolio is limited to the cleaning of school buses.
One can imagine the concern. Trump wanted to close the border retroactively.
However in that upset as in today's in Merry Old da po-leeses, after a thorough investigation, confessed that they had planted the coke with the identical purpose of testing the acuity of Rover's beak and done forgot that they left some on the school bus after Mission. Accomplished.
I conclude by restating my question without the bother of restating it. It's up there. Release the hounds and see if they can find it.