Tuesday, August 02, 2016

Trump, this is your future life:

-Now to November 8: you will rise in the polls, you will fall in the polls, you will fall more than you rise, you will never sustain a lead, you will be behind clearly in the consensus of the polls, you clearly will be LOSING.

-November 8: You will LOSE.

-Post-November 8:

     -Now in your eighth decade of life your reputation is RUINED! The Trump name, for yourself, your children and grandchildren, for your supporters, will forever be synonymous with CLOWNSTICK! "Your name is Trump" will replace "Your name is Mudd."
     -You will be hit with judgments from the Trump U and other lawsuits against you and the IRS will make you their bitch.
     -You will have a nervous breakdown and be committed to a lunatic asylum. You will be put in a padded cell and people will come look at you and point and laugh.
     -The IRS will seize your assets and sell them.
     -You will declare bankruptcy through a trustee appointed to manage your affairs.
     -You will be given thorazine at the state lunatic asylum and discharged.
     -You will sell watches on the streets of New York City.
     -Your wife will leave you and will go back to making porn.
     -The IRS will arrest you and you will stand trial.
     -You will have a nervous breakdown.
     -Your lawyers will get a "very strong letter" from some doctor that you are not competent to stand trial.
     -The judge will reject the very strong letter from the doctor and point at you and laugh.
     -You will renounce your U.S. citizenship, have a sex change operation, change your name to "Dawn" and flee to Russia disguised as a Miss Universe contestant from Fatfacia.