It's FA Cup Saturday! There are feet all over Merry Old, on every mountain green and every pasture seen.

Accrington Stanley walk to Luton Town. Big match, that. But every match in the FA Cup is big, HUGE.

Barrow wheels over to Rochdale.

Brentford trots to Eastleigh. Hope they have Waze.

Brighton and Hove White People go to Milton Keynes where the Dons hope to flunk them.

Bristol City is at Fleetwood Mac...Town.

Huddersfield Town invades Port Vale.

Ipswitch Town is at Lincoln City. I would like to have the definition of "city" as it applies to Lincoln.

Rotherham United goes to Oxford United. Either way United is going to lose which makes me happy unless they draw.

Sutton United at AFC Wimbledon. Enjoy the strawberries and cream.

Wycombe Wanderers wander over to Stourbridge.

And New Jerusalem Rovers rove over to Satanic Mills.