Trump was jacking his dick yesterday in Paris at the whiz-bang military show President Emmanuel Macron put on for his benefit; and Macron's. You do not have to be all broke out with genius to figure out how to impress dumb-as-a-rock Trump and Macron is a smart guy. Out of the spectacle Macron got Trump to hedge on the Paris Accords. "We'll see," said the rock.

Reportedly, the Russians commissioned a psychological study of Trump, you know, to determine how to push his buttons, manipulate him. Shortest study on record, I bet, don't know, but I bet.