Clown von Disco is in Asia. Isn't it nice and quiet? How long's he going to be there? Maybe he'll take the opportunity to defect. Maybe Mueller will arrest him at the airport if he tries to come back. Maybe the DPRK will kidnap him and put him in a dress over a straightjacket and record Kim Jong un performing homosexual perversions on him and demand a prisoner swap of Dr Rene Boucher for his release.