Clueless Hue Jackson,
Coach, don't open your eyes so wide like that because you look Clueless when you do it, Coach Hue Jackson, lurching from one side of the street to the other like a stumbling drunk fell flat on his face into what should have been a Black Hole of a gutter but instead found himself in the embrace of Mookie Blaylock a Savior in a Quarterback habit. Mookie, the Heisman Trophy winner out of Oklahoma, has led the "Brown Noses" to their two wins. Hue found him sitting on his own bench and--I had no choice!--had to put him in when his Chosen QB got injured. It is better to be lucky and Clueless than smart.
And Pittsburgh is in last place now? How do they decide that? Not on goal difference. Not on head-to-head. Alphabet? IS THAT TRUE?! If that is true that is SOOOO lame.
