Tuesday, January 08, 2019

FT Clemson 44 Alabama 16

Dabo wanted to lay 50 on Saban and got down to the Alabama 5 to do it with about :30 secs left and then decided, “Nah” and let the clock run out.

Saban out? NFL? Most complete beat down in his time at Alabama. Unmitigated humiliation. The aura is gone, obliterated. Clemson players took turns gang fucking Saban in the ass and are now ravishing his wife. He looked old, out of ideas, desparate. He channeled Mike Tomlin and tried a fake field goal that was anticipated by the announcers, the audience, Stevie Wonder, and Clemson’s staff and players and which lost yardage.

Clemson drove 94 yards on their final possession after Alabama punted. Couldn’t even stop ‘em from going the length of the field in the final minutes.

It’s over, Nick. Give it up. Take a year off. It’ll take that long to get all the jism out of your ass anyway.