Oh my goodness Ajax beat the snot out of Madrid yesterday knocking the three time defending champions out of the Champions League. In Madrid! Los Blancos had won the first leg of the tie 2-1 in Amsterdam. A win and two away goals is a valley to climb out of in any competition but in the Champions League? Against Madrid in Madrid?! And it wasn't even close. Ajax scored in the 7th, 18th, and 62nd minutes--nice spacing there--and then after Madrid pulled one back in the 70' a fourth in the 72', just to show that they could. The spacing of the goals and timing of the last indicate Ajax was toying with them, with Real Madrid! And they were playing blind!

Man, I don't know who Madrid's manager is but Madrid's manager is in trouble.

The Harry Kane Club beat Dortmund 1-0 in Germany.

Basketball royalty also got shit on Tuesday night, with less dire consequences. Los Gringos de Boston went to the Oracle of Oakland and evacuated all over the "Warriors" 128-95 causing a mass evacuation of said Oracle in the waning minutes.