What is the matter with Gwyneth Paltrow? That is a scented candle developed by her and that perfume company Heretic and advertised on Paltrow’s site Goop; on which Goop Paltrow expressed her acquired fondness for penetrative sex in her poop chute a couple of years ago. As the young people used to say, “too much information”; it’s rank, gross exhibitionism. (It’s also available for only $239.50 on Ebay.)