He created the universe, we are taught: heaven and earth, humans, animals, he even created light. Did he create any other universes?
After that, what? To my knowledge he sent his Son down here really a long time after he created everything. Why did he send his Son? Because we earthlings were fucking the fuck up, right? I mean I don't know, you can't blame that one on me but we must have been doing some baad shit. So he sent his Son down to show us the Way, right? And what'd we do? We whacked him :o Sounds like you could get in trouble with God for that, no? Did he do anything to punish us? Like here on earth, not in the fucking afterlife, here, on earth, like we did his Son? Not that I know of. Why would he not have? Why if we were such miscreants that he sent his Son to correct us and then we strung up his Son, why didn't he do something to us here on earth? Did He just get super-pissed and just ignore us (Couldn't blame him if he did.)? If that's what He did knowing that we'd soon exterminate ourselves, it didn't turn out that way for Him. We've had a pretty good 2,000 years. Fucking more of us assholes now than there have ever been. Invented cars and computers and YouPorn. Yeah, we, fucking Uncle Adolph, you!, and you Uncle Joe, and you Maoie, yeah, we killed a lot of each other but here we are still kickin' with 4B of our best friend-enemies!
What does God do on a day-to-day, eon-to-eon basis? Well, in addition to Creation and Jesus, he sits in judgment of us once we die on earth. Anything else? Sounds like part-time work after Creation and all.
Has He done anything else for, or to, us on earth in the last, say, 2,000 years? Not that I know of.
So, God, when it's my time, on J-Day, if I haven't done enough already to get old sparky I don't know what else to do, so you can send me down there God, I expect it, so You can sit up there on Your high horse or high alter or whatever and judge me, cause that’s your favorite thing but it ain’t gonna be no monologue! You and me papa we gonna have a di-o-logue. I got some questions of You. Have a nice one, pops.
After that, what? To my knowledge he sent his Son down here really a long time after he created everything. Why did he send his Son? Because we earthlings were fucking the fuck up, right? I mean I don't know, you can't blame that one on me but we must have been doing some baad shit. So he sent his Son down to show us the Way, right? And what'd we do? We whacked him :o Sounds like you could get in trouble with God for that, no? Did he do anything to punish us? Like here on earth, not in the fucking afterlife, here, on earth, like we did his Son? Not that I know of. Why would he not have? Why if we were such miscreants that he sent his Son to correct us and then we strung up his Son, why didn't he do something to us here on earth? Did He just get super-pissed and just ignore us (Couldn't blame him if he did.)? If that's what He did knowing that we'd soon exterminate ourselves, it didn't turn out that way for Him. We've had a pretty good 2,000 years. Fucking more of us assholes now than there have ever been. Invented cars and computers and YouPorn. Yeah, we, fucking Uncle Adolph, you!, and you Uncle Joe, and you Maoie, yeah, we killed a lot of each other but here we are still kickin' with 4B of our best friend-enemies!
What does God do on a day-to-day, eon-to-eon basis? Well, in addition to Creation and Jesus, he sits in judgment of us once we die on earth. Anything else? Sounds like part-time work after Creation and all.
Has He done anything else for, or to, us on earth in the last, say, 2,000 years? Not that I know of.
So, God, when it's my time, on J-Day, if I haven't done enough already to get old sparky I don't know what else to do, so you can send me down there God, I expect it, so You can sit up there on Your high horse or high alter or whatever and judge me, cause that’s your favorite thing but it ain’t gonna be no monologue! You and me papa we gonna have a di-o-logue. I got some questions of You. Have a nice one, pops.