Tuesday, December 08, 2020

G-O-P JETS! JETS! JETS!

The Republican Clown Show rolls on. In Texas, the indicted Attorney General (lol) has sued Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Michigan and Georgia to uncertify their votes.
Clear manifestations of traumatic brain encephalopathy.

And in Arizona the active, intelligent state GOP Chair, who somehow got her position despite being "unable to build relationships with the larger business community in Arizona and execute fund-raising" tweeted her own governor, "#STHU", for the offense of being in touch with reality when he declared Joe Biden the winner of the election in the state. (As Gov. Ducey was signing the certification of the vote last week he received a phone call from Individual 1, identified by the pathognomonic "Hail to the Chief" ringtone Ducey assigned it. He promptly silenced the call) Ducey parried: “I think what I would say is the feeling’s mutual to her, and practice what you preach.”

Quoting now (with slight bowdlerization) The New York Times,

Separately, Representative Andy Biggs, a [Individual 1]  loyalist, singled out Mr. Ducey for a public rebuke over the coronavirus, theorizing that the governor “intends to coerce vaccinations.” Mr. Ducey’s chief of staff, Daniel Scarpinato, then entered the fray, tweeting to Mr. Biggs: 

“We always knew you were nuts, but you’ve now officially confirmed it for the whole world to see. Congratulations. Enjoy your time as a permanent resident of Crazytown.”

We merit those exchanges "losses" for Mr. Biggs, for Ms. Ward, for the Clown Show legal "elite strike force" team headed by


for their Great Puppeteer—familiar sensations for all as they are for the J-E-T-S GOP! GOP! GOP!