New Results Expected in New York Mayor’s Race

More humiliation for New York City?

This is a hopeful sign of coming schadenfreude:

Officials did not say when to expect the results on Tuesday, but the Board of Elections announced in a cryptic post on Twitter on Tuesday morning that the new results should arrive during “brunch special” hours instead of “club hours” late at night. That prompted a playful debate on social media over when exactly it is appropriate to eat brunch in New York City.

So playful, that Board of Elections. It’s now 2:47 pm.