All eyes on the the Second City slave city-state of Liverpool this morning (I always get confused switching from American home team designation to English.). Struggling Manchester United arrive to see if they can right their ship. Liverpool are an honest third in the table. Manchester United are seventh but a win would see them leap all the way to fourth.

In fourth place sits, incongruously, West Ham United. The Hammerheads made a statement today that they are the best club in London by winning 1-0 at home against Tottenham Hotspur. Obviously the Harry Kane Club did not have the benefit of  'Arry scoring a goal. Spurs are now sixth and could be seventh (but I don't think so) at day's end. Arsenal are tenth.