EPL Opening Weekend*

*Will be updated.

Swine Chelsea prevailed amidst the rowhouses on a goal by Joringo in 45+9 1-0. The second half had nine added minutes too!

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2-0. 78th minute goal, now in the 86th. That'll be all she wrote for Nottingham Forest this day.

Around the Premier League Tottenham is sending Southampton south 4-1 in the 89th. 

Everton hosts Swine Chelsea at 12:30 p.m. Normal Colonies Time.

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FUCK! Nueva Castillo une Tricky Trees nil now in 66’. Goal in 58th.

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Liverpool has already dropped points to yo-yo Fulham! They had to come back to secure even one. 2-2 the final in London.

The BBC is marking the return of Nottingham, my second favorite team, to the top flight.

 

Fans delighted at Nottingham Forest's Premier

League return

Among the delighted on hand at St. James Park are Michaela Wilkinson and her two handsome children. 

The Sheriffs are nil-nil at halftime with the Striped Prison Shirtings. Go Sheriffs! Go Sheriffs!